Saturday, 25 January 2014

KIPOFU HUYU AMETISHA SAAANA

Kipofu kampiga mtu mpaka
kamuua, akafikishwa
mahakamani;
HAKIMU: Kwanini umefanya
ukatili namna hii
KIPOFU: Mheshimiwa
marehemu alisema
mwenyewe,'Ukinipiga utaona',
kwa vile nilikuwa na hamu
kubwa ya kuweza kuona,
nikajitahidi kumpiga sana ILI
nipone, bahati mbaya kafariki.


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Thursday, 23 January 2014

MZIGO HUO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhgrghN-iCY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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SOKA SHOES

Kama wewe ni mchezaji wa kitanzania ungechagua viatu gani kati ya hivyo,, nike tiempo, nike mercucial, nike ctr 360 au adidas adizero f50?
nahitaji komenti zenu wadau

Justin Bieber DUI Update: New Footage, New Charges

Early this morning in Miami
Beach, Justin Bieber was
arrested for drunk driving.
But that's not all.
TMZ now reports that the
artist was booked for drag
racing because his people
actually sectioned off a
residential street specifically
so Bieber could go up against
Khalil, a rapper who was also
arrested at the scene.
Justin was also charged with
resisting arrest because he
refused to take his hands out
of his pockets when ordered
to do so by police.
In the following footage, we
see fans surrounding Bieber's
yellow Lamborghini prior to
cruisers and sirens then doing
the same:


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VITUKO 10 VYA SIMU ZA KICHINA

1. Unaweza pata kwa Shs 5,000 tu
2. Inapata chagi ndani ya dakika tatu
3. In TV, Radio, interneti, tochi,
kamera, screen za kushika, yaani
touch screen, kata kucha, kiwashio
cha sigara, opener nk
4. Unaweza kuandika kwa kutumia
vijiti
5. Makosa madogomadogo kama
NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag
nk
6. Ndege ikipita inasema  “one missed
call”.
7. Lori likipita inaonyesha “charger
connected”.
8. Mchina akipita inaonyesha “one
Bluetooth device found”.
9. Ni disposable, ikiharibika
haitenngenezeki, ni ya kutupa tu
0. Zinapatikana karibu kwa sura zote
yaani unaweza kupata Iphone,
Samsung, nokia, sony, HTC nk


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MKUTANO WA NYERERE NA MANDELA HUKO NG'AMBO

Nyerere: Kama vile nakufananisha?
Mandela: Hata mimi naona sio sura
ngeni?
Nyerere: We ndie Mandela eee?!
Mandela: Ndiyo mimi haswa miaka
14 ni mingi.
Nyerere: Sana!!.
Mandela: Sasa nitakaa wapi mbona
hakueleweki huku?
Nyerere: We ngoja utapaelewa tu.
Nyerere: Eeh!! vipi huko Tanzania?
ulitembelea hata hivi karibuni?
Mandela:
Eeeh! we acha tu, huko mara Zitto
msaliti, mara Umeme mgawo miezi
sita, mara mgomo wa Gesi haitoki
Mtwara, mara kifo cha Mwangosi,
mara Dawa za Kulevya, mara Meno
ya Tembo, mara kuchoma
Makanisa, mara mabomu kwenye
mikutano ya hadhara na
makanisani, mara Ufisadi, mara
Dr. Ulimboka na Kibanda
kung’olewa kucha na meno kwa
plauzi, mara Division 5, mara
Udini, mara ngumi Bungeni, mara
kifo cha Dr Mvungi, mara tindikali
kwa mapadri, mashehe na wageni,
mara Kagame kuishambulia
Tanznia, Petroli kuchakachuliwa,
mara wengine wanasema eti
Muungano ulioasisi unatokana na
Visiwa vya Zimbabwe na Zanzibar
na sio Tanganyika tena, mara
muungano wa serikali tatu ndio
unaotakiwa, mara Kigamboni
kapewa Obama, mara Bushi na mke
wake kaja Tanzania, Clinton na mke
wake kaja Tanzania, Kamerun na
mke wake kaja Tanzania, Xiing wa
uchina kaja Tanzania, mara puttin
wa Urusi kaja Tanzania. Yaani
hekaya ni ndefu bora urudi
ukayashuhudie mwenyewe.
Mara Mandeal alipomrushia macho
swahiba wake kumbe kashazimia
saa nyingi


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MUME AJINYONGA BAADA YA MKE KUPOST PICHA ZA HARUSI FACEBOOK

Upset over his wife posting photos of their
wedding, resident of Chennai allegedly committed
suicide by hanging himself.
According to a report , Chandan Kumar Singh
worked in a software firm and had married his
colleague Sandhya in July despite his parents
objecting to the union on account of her belonging
to another religion.
Singh, who hails from Jharkhand, had been married
in a church and his parents had gone to the extent
of telling his relatives that he had moved to
Australia. His wife's parents had conducted the
wedding.
However, his wife recently put the wedding photos
on Facebook and even tagged him which made
them visible to all his relatives and some of them
even called his parents.
They called Singh to object about the images and
reportedly told him that the wedding wouldn't be
viewed kindly.
Singh asked his wife that the photos be taken down
but she refused saying that their marriage was
legitimate. They argued late into the night on
Saturday after which Singh went off to sleep in his
room while his wife slept in another room.
The next morning when his wife went to the room
she found him hanging. A note has also been found
in which he said that he was taking his life since he
was upset over the photos not being taken down.


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Sunday, 19 January 2014

FUSE ODG FANTASTIC VIDEO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhYhX7c2KlQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player


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USAFIRI MPYA WA LADY JAY DEE

Lady Jay Dee akiwa nyuma ya gari yake mpya

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CHIZI APEWA KICHAPO KIKALI BAADA YA KUVUNJA VIOO VYA GARI KWA JIWE

gari lilipgwa jiwe
gari likionekana likiwa halina vioo vyote viwili vya nyuma
umati wa watu wakishangb
baadhi ya vipande vya vioo vilivyopasuliwa
dada huyo akipokea kichapo

Jiwe moja ndege wawili ndivyo ilivyotokea leo katika maeneo flani ya Kibaigwa baada ya dada mmoja anaedhaniwa kuu hana akili vizuri kutokana na kurusha jiwe moja ambalo liliweza kuteketeza vioo viwili vya gari la mama mmoja hapo mtaani kwao.


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Wednesday, 15 January 2014

SIRI YAFICHUKA:. DEVOTHA MBAGA ANASA!

MSANII aliyefanya poa kwenye
filamu kadhaa ikiweko ya Malaika,
Devotha Julius Mbaga ‘The First
Born’ yuko katika wakati mgumu
kufuatia kunasa ujauzito ambao
kwa sasa siyo siri tena.
Akizungumza na mwandishi wetu
hivi karibuni, mmoja wa rafiki wa
msanii huyo (jina kapuni) alisema
kuwa licha ya msanii huyo kufanya
siri juu ya ujauzito huo, lakini kwa
sasa dalili zinaonesha kuwepo kwa
ujauzito na kwamba kwa sasa
anatumia muda mwingi kuwa
nyumbani ili kukwepa macho ya
wengi kugundua juu ya kubugia
kwake ‘kijusi’.
“Kwa sasa Devotha ana mimba,
lakini anafanya siri kubwa sana ili
watu wengi wasijue (wakiwemo
waandishi), ndiyo maana haonekani
mara kwa mara, anatumia muda
mwingi kuwa nyumbani,” kilisema
chanzo hicho.
Devotha alipoulizwa kuhusu ishu
hiyo, amekiri kuwa na kitumbo cha
miezi minne.


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LIVEEEE:. AUNT EZEKIEL, SARAH MWAKAPALA WAZICHAPA UKUMBINI KAVU KAVU

STAA wa sinema Bongo, Aunt
Ezekiel amejikuta akizichapa na
mwanamke aitwaye Sarah
Mwakapala ambaye miaka mitano
iliyopita waliwahi kugombea penzi
la mwanaume anayejulikana kwa
jina la Mwilu Mwilola ‘Silva’.
Tukio la ugomvi huo lilichukuwa
nafasi juzi katika Ukumbi wa Letasi
Lounge uliopo Victoria jijini Dar
ambapo kulikuwa na sherehe ya
kuzaliwa ya rafiki yao
aliyetambulika kwa jina la Jamila.
Ilielezwa kuwa, wakati sherehe
ikiendelea, Sarah alisimama na
kwenda mahali alipokaa Aunt na
kuanza kumfanyia fujo huku wageni
waalikwa wakishind
wa kujua chanzo.Chanzo
kilichoshuhudia sekeseke hilo
kilibainisha kuwa, Aunt alionekana
kujishusha akimwomba Sarah
kuacha mambo ya ugomvi, lakini
Sarah hakukubali ndipo mtiti
ulipozidi kuwa mkubwa na
kusababisha wavuane mawigi yao
yaliyokuwa yamewapendeza.
“Ghafla tulishangaa Sarah anainuka
na kwenda kumvamia mwenzake
pasipo kujua nini chanzo. Sijui
wenyewe bado wana mabifu yale ya
kipindi kile au vipi!” kilisema
chanzo hicho.
Hata hivyo, mdau maarufu wa
mastaa wa Kibongo, Nice Chande
ambaye alikuwa karibu na Aunt,
aliingilia ugomvi huo na kutuliza
hali ya hewa kwa kumdhibiti Sarah.
“Unajua kuna watu hawajifunzi kwa
wenzao kuhusiana na vifo vya siku
hizi, we unakuja kumfanyia fujo
mwenzako, mnapigana bila sababu
yoyote. Je, ghafla mwenzio siku
zake za kuishi kumbe zimeisha
unapata kesi la ajabu, unaanza
kujilaumu,” alisema Nice.
Baada ya hali ya hewa kutulia,
paparazi wetu alimfuata Sarah
kutaka kujua kulikoni amuanzishie
fujo mwenzake, hakuweza kujibu
chochote huku akiingia kwenye gari
na kukimbilia Kituo cha Polisi
Oysterbay kufungua kesi.
Taarifa zilizopatikana baadaye
wakati gazeti hili linakwenda
mitamboni zinadai kuwa, Aunt
naye alikimbilia polisi na kukuta
Sarah ameshafungua malalamiko
lakini waliyamaliza palepale kituoni
na msala ukaishia hapo.


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BASI UNAAMBIWA HAWA NDO WASHINDI WA MISS ZANZIBAR MWAKA 1968, HEBU WACHEKI HAPA WALIVYOKUA WAREMBO

Fani ya urembo imekua kivutio
sana kwa watu wengi hapa bongo,
moja ya matamasha yaliyona
watazamaji wengi pindi mda wake
unapofika ni tamasha la Miss
Tanzania. Mashindano haya
yamekua kivutio sana kwani tofauti
na kuwashindanisha warembo
mbalimbali pia hua kunakuwepo na
burudani mbalimbali kama ngoma
za asili, burudani kutoka kwa
wasanii mbalimbali wa bongoflava
n.k
But watu wengi hawajui historia ya
mashindano hayo, wapi yalipoanzia
hadi hivi sasa yamekua na wapenzi
wengi. Leo admin wenu wa
Bongoclan katika pitapita zangu
nkakutana na picha ya washindi wa
tatu wa mashindano ya kwanza
kabisa ya kumtafuta miss zanzibar.
Mashindano hayo yalifanyika
mwaka 1968. Hakika ukiitizama
picha hii bado ina ubora hii
inamaanisha kua mtunzaji wake
alikua makini sana kuilinda picha
hii. Kama unavyoona katika picha
hapo juu mshindi wa kwanza
alikua mrembo Bedive Khamis,
mshindi wa pili alikua mwanadada
Hanifa ibrahim na aliyeshika nafasi
ya tatu alikua Doreen D'souza.


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BASI UNAAMBIWA HAWA NDO WASHINDI WA MISS ZANZIBAR MWAKA 1960, HEBU WACHEKI HAPA WALIVYOKUA WAREMBO

Fani ya urembo imekua kivutio
sana kwa watu wengi hapa bongo,
moja ya matamasha yaliyona
watazamaji wengi pindi mda wake
unapofika ni tamasha la Miss
Tanzania. Mashindano haya
yamekua kivutio sana kwani tofauti
na kuwashindanisha warembo
mbalimbali pia hua kunakuwepo na
burudani mbalimbali kama ngoma
za asili, burudani kutoka kwa
wasanii mbalimbali wa bongoflava
n.k
But watu wengi hawajui historia ya
mashindano hayo, wapi yalipoanzia
hadi hivi sasa yamekua na wapenzi
wengi. Leo admin wenu wa
Bongoclan katika pitapita zangu
nkakutana na picha ya washindi wa
tatu wa mashindano ya kwanza
kabisa ya kumtafuta miss zanzibar.
Mashindano hayo yalifanyika
mwaka 1968. Hakika ukiitizama
picha hii bado ina ubora hii
inamaanisha kua mtunzaji wake
alikua makini sana kuilinda picha
hii. Kama unavyoona katika picha
hapo juu mshindi wa kwanza
alikua mrembo Bedive Khamis,
mshindi wa pili alikua mwanadada
Hanifa ibrahim na aliyeshika nafasi
ya tatu alikua Doreen D'souza.


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JACKIE CLIFF ARUDI URAIANI??? HIKI NDIO ALICHOPOST INSTAGRAM MUDA MCHACHE ULIOPITA! !!


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DIVA ATIMULIWA CLOUDS FM!!!

WATANGAZAJI maarufu Bongo wa
Redio Clouds Fm ya jijini Dar es
Salaam, Hamis Mandi ‘B 12’, Adam
Mchomvu na Loveness Malinzi ‘Diva’,
wamepigwa chini na kituo hicho,
Risasi Mchanganyiko linakupa zaidi.
Habari za chini kwa chini kutoka kwa
chanzo chetu zinasema kuwa uongozi
wa Clouds umefikia hatua hiyo
baada ya kuchoshwa na tabia ya
utovu wa nidhamu wa watangazaji
hao.
Hata hivyo, madai ya mitaani
yanasema kwamba watangazaji hao
wamepigwa chini kwa kosa la
kukacha sherehe za maadhimisho ya
miaka 14 ya Clouds FM,yaliyofanyika
hivi karibuni katika Viwanja vya
Mwembeyanga, Temeke, Dar.
Risasi Mchanganyiko lilimvutia waya
Mkurugenzi wa Vipindi na Uzalishaji
wa Clouds Media Group, Ruge
Mutahaba na kumwuliza juu ya ishu
hiyo ambapo alikiri.
“Ni kweli tumefikia uamuzi wa
kuwasimamisha B 12, Diva na
Mchomvu baada ya kukiuka baadhi
ya makubaliano baina yao na ofisi
hivyo kusababisha usumbufu
mkubwa ambao ulitulazimu kuingia
gharama ambazo hazikutarajiwa.
“Hatutakuwa nao kwa muda
usiojulikana ingawa watu wengi
wamekuwa wakinihoji juu ya hilo
lakini watachotakiwa kuelewa ni
kwamba hakuna ofisi isiyokuwa na
sheria na taratibu za kuongoza watu
wake, sasa hao wamevunja taratibu
zetu,” alisema Ruge bila kufafanua
zaidi.
Alipoulizwa ni taratibu zipi
watangazaji hao walizovunja alisema:
“Nashindwa kueleza kosa la kila
mmoja ila naomba nieleweke kuwa
hao watangazaji kwa sasa
tumewasimamisha kwa muda
usiojulikana wakati tukifikiria cha
kufanya. Muhimu hapo ni kwamba
wamekwenda kinyume na
tulivyokubaliana.”


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